The Back Yard Action Heroes Creed
Not all heroes wear capes, some of them barely wear pants.
These heroes wear… whatever was clean enough to be socially acceptable.
The Backyard Action Heroes are ALWAYS AVAILABLE (or try to be) to SAVE the party!!
** WARNING: Not all parties can be saved by The Backyard Action Heroes (especially after they took our defibrillator away).
The B.Y.A.H cannot be held legally liable for shitty parties. Please choose your party responsibly.
Side effects may include rocking the f*** out poor judgement, jackass style stunts, and generally just being bad actor’s and comedian’s**